Boys

1. Rumsfeld
2. Mumford
3. Humphrey
4. Slocumb
5. Dumbledore
6. Abacus
7. Login
8. Admin

Girls

1. Eclaire
2. Brioche
3. Croissant

Trans

1. Tab
2. Crowdsource
3. Kale
4. Bennifer
5. Brangelina
6. Kimye
7. Hack
8. Hacky
9. Hackerson
10. Reddit

Excerpt:
If you text a guy a selfie
He’s probably going to ask for a boob shot.
And if you text him a boob shot…